Dear Apple Fanboy,

Today I took a trip to my local Best Buy for no particular reason at all. I had a few hours to kill and decided to check out the latest and greatest electronic devices that I could never afford to buy. I’m not sure if it was me you were waiting for, or if you were simply roaming the computer section of the store like a lion patrolling its territory, but one things for sure; you were ready to attack.

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It’s that time of year again when people everywhere ask me who I’m voting for and I reply with three little words: I don’t vote.

That’s the point I normally hear the other person say, “What?! You don’t vote? Not voting is the worst thing you can do! Apathy breaks Democracy. If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain about the country.” Then they try to convince me with some skewed metaphor.

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Politics. Next to religion, no other topic spurs such skewism in an otherwise normal person. Today, Hillary Clinton put out a press release that focused on her wins and “Obama’s downward spiral” as she put it. After reading the release it’s obvious that either Clinton gets her news from an alternate reality, where her hopes and dreams grow on trees, where they are later fed to the rest of the world… or she’s a liar.

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This post defines the word “Skewism” (it’s a word now, so shut up)… So this May millions of people throughout the United States will be receiving a check, courtesy of the Economic Stimulus Plan. Those people who are eligible will receive between $1 and $600, depending on how much money they made in 2007.

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